Now’s a good time to stock up.

Four easy-drinking flavors—pineapple, citrus, black cherry, and blackberry—made for slower evenings and better routines. Zero calories, lightly sparkling, and designed to help you unwind from 5 to 11.

For 4/20, buy one, get one 50% off. No code needed—just a good reason to keep more on hand.

VARIETY 16-PACK

16 cans, all four flavors — pineapple, citrus, black cherry, and blackberry. Refreshing, zero calories, and for 4/20, the second one is 50% off. You’ll want extras anyway.

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  • "SMOOTH TASTE, CLEAN MILD EFFECT"

    TASTES GREAT AND DELIVERS A SMOOTH, MILD EFFECT AROUND TWO-THIRDS OF THE CAN. FEELS CLEAN WITH NO UNECESSARY INGREDIENTS. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

  • "I SHOULD BE AN INFLUENCER!!!"

    THIS IS THE BEST ALTERNATIVE SPARKING WATER OUT THERE, AND I HAVE BEEN TELLING EVERYONE! DELICIOUS, NO CALORIES OR SUGAR, AND DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE. YES!!!

  • DELICIOUS VARIETY

    I GOT THE VARIETY PACK TO SEE WHAT FLAVORS I'D LIKE. PROBLEM IS I LIKE THEM ALL. SO THE NEXT TIME I ORDERED, I GOT 3 VARIETY PACKS. GREAT AND FUN BUZZ. CANS ARE LOW DOSE ENOUGH TO HAVE A FEW WITH FRIENDS AND NOT GET COUCH LOCKED.

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HARD To pick, easy to enjoy.

Zero calorie sparkling water in four flavors—pineapple, citrus, black cherry, and blackberry. Stock up with buy one, get one 50% off for 4/20!

Bright, juicy, and a little tropical.
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Deep, smooth, and slightly sweet.
SHOP BLACK CHERRY
Light, tart, and quietly complex.
SHOP BLACKBERRY
Clean, crisp, and perfectly zesty.
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"ZERO CARLORIES. ZERO SUGAR. INFINATE FUN."

-SETH ROGEN

FAQS

The effects of a houseplant beverage generally reach their peak around 15-45 minutes after consumption, then gradually diminish over the next 90 minutes or so.

Most initially feel a gentle uplifting euphoria, followed by a calming sense of relaxation and ease.

It typically takes 10-15 minutes for the effect to become noticeable, but this can vary by body weight and metabolism speed.